Thursday 3 June 2010

Changed Days

Thursday 11:25 a.m.
"I bet she's still a virgin, but it's only twenty five to nine. You can see a million of them down on Heart Attack and Vine." Tom Waites.

So I'm sitting in the lobby waiting for the architects and engineer to come and have a look at the cracks on our wall. Ding, ding! Three young women! Very attractive. Very, very attractive. I wondered if they liked the care in the community look I've made all my own. One of them was wearing a low cut top. Well, it seemed awful low cut to me.

"See that little Jersey girl in the see through top ... " Heart Attack and Vine.

The freedoms won by women in my lifetime have been great for slobs like me. The one in the low cut top started trying to explain what was going to happen, and I said I didn't want to know. I left all that kind of thing to my partner. Send her a letter. Hurrah!

I suppose I'd better go and do some more of the bliss then. Somebody's got to.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I say!

Three young women, all to look at a crack! Is this a plan to reduce unemployment?

MM III

rob said...

First Lou. Now Tom. Next it'll be Willie. Did something happen to your ears a long time ago? Dearie me. What a waste of hearing.

rob said...

Re the freedom won by women etc. No I'd better not say it.

Hotboy said...

Albert? I never listen to music, so when I hear some it always sounds fantastic. I've never had any taste anyway. Just liked the heid banging stuff. Hotboy

rob said...

Nothing wrong with head bang music.

PS more importantly, you had taste in babes.

Hotboy said...

Albert? "you had a taste in babes". What are you talking about? Have you been on the beer with beer in it again? Hotboy

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rob said...

Hotters. I should have known better than try saying something nice here. Don't worry, it won't happen again. Dearie me!

Hotboy said...

Albert? Nobody recognises nice from downunder! Hotboy p.s. When you were trying to be nice again? Didn't work anyway!