Monday 1 December 2008

Schoolgirls!

Monday
First thing this morning I see some bosses. Three six year girls were implicated in the obscene email, but the one who was most at fault ... well, her parents are coming up to the school to see the headmaster. How embarrassing! I had a letter of apology from her and her dad waiting for me this morning. I bet you he is not a happy bunny today! What a total embarrassment! Dearie me!

6 comments:

Heather said...

Six year old implicated in obscene e-mail? What kind of school is that?! They must be teaching A Clockwork Orange.. Best ban it again

Hotboy said...

Heather: It's a very nice school with some very advanced pupils! Hotboy

rob said...

Letter of apology! If only she knew what you're like, it should be you apologising for the unclean thoughts.

My attorney says you had to out her though, to protect yourself. Pity about the bureacratic over-reaction. Probably scarred for life now, she'll end up psycho. Dearie me!

Hotboy said...

Albert? Some things you best not do. Offering the school librarian a lewinsky over the email system is definitely one of them! Hotboy

ion said...

Fung hilarious!
a) Clearly, you had no choice but to shop the lassie(s), ethically and defensively.
b) You've become an unattainable school sex idol with no effort whatsoever.
c) The apology letter must've been artfully worded, and remarkable for referring obliquely to the original email while tactfully avoiding reiteration of its disgraceful contents.
d) Imagine the scene when the lassie(s), the headie and the parents were discussing the email content...

It's a screenplay just waiting to be written!

Hotboy said...

Ion: Obviously, the poor dears didn't stand a chance. The bosses loved it. That's the kind of discipline problem the dirty old men are bound to enjoy! I'd love to script it. Priceless really. What will your mother say when she hears about this, eh? Hotboy