Friday 12 December 2008

The Poisonous!

Saturday 00:20 a.m.
He said I should tell people about the bliss in a way that it was easy to understand.

You have a mind. To train your mind you should have something to concentrate on. If you pick a sound, it might stop your internal monologue. This lying basturn. The sound you should pick is MUMBO JUMBO. This is a perfect sound. It encapsulates the whole of the juju. It is everything you need to or have to believe in. Nothing else is required.

If you are old and have no access to the bliss, it is your own fault. But being a flatheid, you won't even know that. Flatheids, unfortunately, don't get the bliss. What is the point of being a flatheid?

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

What is the point of trying to get them to understand?

If they come with questions, answer them.

If they haven't grown enough to know to ask, water them so they will.

If they don't want to grow, compost them.

*grin*

Hotboy said...

Marie: Composting flatheids! It's in my next book! Hotboy

Anonymous said...

I say!

Might I suggest that another suitable sound would be Badibanga from Kananga in Katanga?

MM III

Hotboy said...

Mingin'! At least it's polite. Hotboy

rob said...

Turn the hut into an ashram or whatever blissheids call it. If you build it they will come. Samye Ling started with just a name. What's yours?

Hotboy said...

Albert? Mine? A pint of export, please. Hotboy

Anonymous said...

I say!

It hut eviction a common problem in your part of the world?

Certainly is in Katanga, where the Mai Mai (rebels) tend to burn down the huts. You don't have Mai Mai in Edinburgh, do you?

MM III

Hotboy said...

Mingin'! No Mai Mai here. Knee deep in flatheids and the evil bourgeois though! Doesn't help! Hotboy