Saturday 6 December 2008

Cavortings!

Saturday 6:40 p.m.
Brian Wilson should be here within the hour, the pig's face hanging from his nether lip half chewed, a fag up each nostril. You just know he can't wait for that time in the bar when he takes out his false teeth and puts his bottom lip over his nose. Always a show stopper.

Tomorrow I might have to crawl over to the hospital and pretend to be a train wreck. Bye bye the higher meditative states!

Act 2 of the book called Love Me Tender, Love Me Sweet (The Story of a Forbidden Love) starts on a night like this. Our hero, the intrepid school librarian is stumblebumming about somewhere in the beautiful, wonderful city when he comes upon the schooolgirl, who is having a fag on the pavement outside a club, half falling out of a cocktail dress and tottering about on high heels. Of course, in the book I'm a younger, more successful writer with a motor car. Got to have a motor car. Vital for the plot.

So the babes is standing shivering on the pavement when she sees our intrepid hero,laughs and says .... well, what does she say, Jack? Hold me. You've got the job, Jack.


Spent all afternoon in the lobby. The bliss has once more moved on. The bliss doesn't give a shit about the disease.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I say!

I hope you didn't overdo it.

MM III

Hotboy said...

Mingin'! Certainly not! Hotboy

Anonymous said...

Can you do the bliss stuff at the hospital? I did a bit yesterday in the dentist's chair. Of course, the fact the tooth was already dead was a big help.

One hopes you can score some Nitrous Oxide at the hospital.

Hotboy said...

Albert? What hospital? Are you going to hospital? Have you got another freckle to worry about? Dearie me. Anyway, the only barriers to the bliss are lack of self discipline and flatheids, who are everywhere. Hotboy

rob said...

Hotters, please try to get a grip. Your post says you're going to hospital. Presumably the psychogeriatric ward. Dearie me.