Sexy Post!

Thursday 10:00 p.m.
"I'm so hot for you! I'm so hot for you! I'm so hot for you and you're so cold. I'm a burning bush! I'm a burning fire! I'm a bleeding volcano!" Jagger/Richards.

I'm going to down four bottles of Erdinger and listen to music on Youtube at the same time. I did not know you could do this!

'If you start me up. If you start me up, I'll never stop!' Jagger/Richards.

I don't know anything about anything. I know bugger all about Tibetan Buddhism. I know bugger all about the tantrayana, otherwise known at the yajrayana. The Great Yajrayana, the juju of jujus!

So Kalu Rinpoche, and if anyone was more realised than him ..., was bonking his driver with his attendant as they were driven across Europe. The boy was in his seventies by then. The josephine says it was bugger all tantric.

The meditations today became very good indeed after about four hours. Then we're talking hot. There is an association between heat and passion, is there not? This stuff is tantric. Shiva says in India they don't like the tantric joes because they do magic and then hump your daughter.

The theravadins, I read once, couldn't believe this Tibetan stuff...

The other arrived then unexpectedly early. I think I'll just go and help her with her luggage. Let's have fun and fool around. Dearie me.

So the theravadins thought these lamas just wanted to get pissed and hump. Anagorika Govinda, who was a theravadin German joe, said the tibetans could make saints, and he should know. The theravadins say that you cannot become a buddha in this degenerate age. You can aspire to be an arhat, but not a buddha. Ne... Thera said, with regard to his brothers from the land of snows, that if you get so far realised you can't come back even if you wanted to.

The lama said I would get "everything" from calming meditations. Maybe I should have been less ambitious. No, I shouldn't!

I read that this boy said you could tell when the monk had got the deity yoga juju together because when he asked the nuns for the humpings, he did not ask just the pretty young ones, but didn't care what they looked like since he saw them all as deities. Let us hope that these monks weren't so hot that they didn't care what kind of body the orifice had.

Compassion and altruism is the basis of the path. The qualities of the Medicine Buddha are compassion and altruism, loving kindness, bliss and joy, heat and healing. God help us all.

The sensei and reverend made me laugh today. He's coming out of a sangha meeting and gets into a contretemps with a boohoo whilst still wearing his dress ... sorry, robes! A one punch contretemps. The sensei used to have a professional boxing license. Don't fung with us! You can take the boy out of Maryhill, but you can't take Maryhill out of the boy! Zen monks, ya bass!

Kurasawa's samurai were into zen, I suppose. Have you ever seen the movie when the guy goes first? They stare. The first one to break gets choppied.

The Domestic Bliss says that there are more cleavages around just now. It's not just me. Thank God for that!

We must remember, Jack, that even in this degenerate age, it is possible to be cool. As soon as you stop bevvying, Hotboy, the Australian Ladies Volleyball Squad might be getting a bit of a pounding!

12:50 a.m.
Just been watching Thriller on Youtube after hearing of the demise of Michael Jackson. Hope I die of a massive heart attack. Like Heart Attack and Vine. We are not guaranteed the time, Jack. No, we are not guaranteed the time, Hotboy. Stop being a pissheid and get to the hut!