Friday 26 March 2010

Ram Bahadur Bomjon and the 3 Step Juju!

Friday 11:20 p.m.
The first step is the flatheid. That's just about everyone. Not a fung clue. Thinks everything is real. Has his/her head jammed well up their bum and accepts perceptions as ... anyway, lives in the impossible way of being and questions it not one little bit. This is the moron, the Prehensile Tail, The Evolutionary Tail, the pondlife idiot. Your normal human being.

(Am I allowed a comment from the class war here, Jack? Why not, Hotboy. Go ahead.

Given the neurotic parenting .. and the never being able to come home with your shoes dirty .. and always having to keep your room tidy .. and the marching up and down ... def, dight, def, dight, def dight .. you are geared to be in middle management ... always crawling up the arse of your superiors and always vicious to your inferiors like a proper little fascist ... well, you might as well blow your brains out since you are never going to get by the first step, which is being a flatheid. You're only hope is to just stop everything right now. You're just never going to get anything anyway better. Just blow your brains out. There is no past, no future and you are just a fung danger to everyone else in the present. A planet guzzling, sweetie eating, petite bourgeois worm.)

The second step is to emanate as a deity. Becoming a deity. Convince yourself of this and you might have a good laugh about it, you and I. Instead of being a flatheid, you are ... compassion and altruism, loving kindness, bliss and joy, heat and healing. Delve into the channels that you have invented and open them up. This is a very strange land to live in.

I'm havering on the second step a little because I cannot do this properly yet. Trying to combine the method and the wisdom in this maybe takes a bit more time and effort than I've got to give it right now, but ... it's a tool. You're not a deity, just as you're not really a flatheid. You just think you are.

We're in the skillful means here. The Kagyu Karma juju masters say they have the skillful means, and I think they might be right.

The third step involves surely the fantastic bliss that blows the first two steps away. It might be called the narvi ...navrilkapla samadhi ... wiki it ... it's probably called samadhi anyway ... it's what maybe the buddha boy is doing.

What is the buddha boy doing, Hotboy? I don't know, Jack. But his guru is a tibetan monastic and they're into raising the inner heat. But he's passed that.

I've never seen any monastics at the Samye Ling taking a deep breath. I've watched the abbot there sometimes for an hour at a stretch and I've never seen him taking a vase breath. I think they're all beyond that. I think there is maybe a bit you get when you close your eyes (you have to have been a good boy for this to have occurred, I think) and you get the openings and the totally exotic bliss, and you don't really need the deity bit in between.

"When we can see straightforwardly and non-conceptually the nature of your clear light mind and be able to become fully absorbed in that nature without ever having to regress from that, we have become a buddha." Dalai Lama.

That maybe what the buddha boy is doing, whatever method he's using. You could maybe just sit there and wait and not use any method at all and get there, but it might be a bit harder.

That'll be tenpercent off the top, please.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

chico caliente
read this this morning and thought somehow of you. it´s osho
"Suffering can become bliss because suffering has the same energy as the bliss; the energy is not different. You just have to know how to channel it."
is that what the flatheids are din?
loveandpeacexxx

Anonymous said...

I say Anonymous. He's very impressionable.

MM III

Anonymous said...

seƱor millguy i´d say impressive!

Hotboy said...

Spango Yogini! It's amazing there's any bliss there at all. God knows what it's for. It seems to be a by-product of getting something else which I'm not getting! But at least I'm getting the bliss!Hotboy
Mingin'! You don't want to grow old without the bliss, that's for sure. Old folk seem to have to put up with a lot of aches and pains, and no bliss! Hotboy

Lee Ann said...

Happy Spring :)!
xo
Lee Ann

Hotboy said...

Lee Ann! How nice to hear from you! Hotboy

onan said...

I posted some words of brilliance here ages ago, where is it now? I blame jack the spambot.

Ram Bomjon thank you mam.

Hotboy said...

Albert? The wee men inside the computery thing are sometimes not reliable. Words just disappear. Anyway, it wisny me. Hotboy